Albert Peterson Exam 136 Questions with Verified Answers
*opening curtain* - CORRECT ANSWER ...I know that, sir, (pause) but think of the disastrous
... [Show More] (to broker) effect this might have on the morale of the American teenager! No, I am not suggesting the boy doesn't want to go into the Army! It's just that...no I'm not trying to (to deny) well, it seemed to me that...two weeks from today? At the Induction Center? He'll be there (deflate).
*Rose enters* - CORRECT ANSWER Rosie, thank God you've come! (to be saved) This is the end (to panic) of Almaelou Music Corporation! Conrad Birdie is going into the Army! (Plop down at desk)
Rosie: --Submitting...her resignation. - CORRECT ANSWER Hah? (Look up from desk)
Rosie:...lots of luck! - CORRECT ANSWER Rosie, you can't! Not today of all days!//My pills, where are my pills...the little white ones I take when I'm overwrought. (Stand, look for pills in desk)
Rosie: Here. - CORRECT ANSWER Not so much (to be afraid) , break it in half (to have an idea).
Rosie: You're thirty-three years old, Albert. You can take a whole aspirin. - CORRECT ANSWER I am not thirty-three; I'm a long way from thirty-three; I won't be thirty-three till tomorrow...water! (At desk standing)
Rosie: --and as you know I've been a lot more than just a secretary to you. - CORRECT ANSWER Rose! Those were moments of madness! (To put her off)
Rosie: --And for what? A five-dollar raise in 1954 and a bottle of Arpege last Christmas, - CORRECT ANSWER Promise her anything, but give her Arpege, Rosie.
Rosie: --Besides, I want more than that. - CORRECT ANSWER Rosie, if you're referring to anything of a more permanent nature between you and me, I'm not ready for it, Besides, there are religious differences.
Rosie: Spanish is not a religion! - CORRECT ANSWER And if it's part of the company you're after, the answer is no to that, too! Almaelou is me, Momma, and Lou...and any changes in it would kill that wonderful woman who bore me.
Rosie: Nothing could kill your mother, Albert. Except maybe a silver bullet! - CORRECT ANSWER (rising to Rosie) And I won't drop poor old Lou, either. He loved you, Rosie!
Rosie: --Anyhow, I don't want part of the company. This is something much more important. - CORRECT ANSWER Rosie, if you're going to discuss what I think you're going to discuss, I'm in no mood to discuss it!
Rosie: --There's nothing you can do but give up the business and go back to college and get your... - CORRECT ANSWER (interrupting) Rosie, I'm up to my ears in debt! Conrad's got a fifty-thousand dollar guarantee which I can't pay! And I'be just taken a severe overdose of aspirin...
Rosie: (sung) Eight long years, Albert - CORRECT ANSWER Rosie, it takes time to build a business!
Rosie: (sung) you were going to NYU and become... - CORRECT ANSWER Don't say it, Rosie!
Rosie: An English teacher! - CORRECT ANSWER Rosie!
Rosie: And furthermore he wrote poetry! - CORRECT ANSWER Rose, please...
Rosie: --"Albert Peterson's favorite piece of literature," you know what it says? Little Women!! - CORRECT ANSWER I'm ruined in show business
Rosie: (sung) The English teacher's wife! - CORRECT ANSWER ...Rose, I'll make a deal with you! Stay with me, help me get the money to pay Conrad's guarantee, and as soon as I'm out of the red...I'll dissolve the company and go back to the academic life!
Rosie: Albert, you're on! - CORRECT ANSWER Of course it may take awhile, but I'm sure by 1973 or 74 at the latest, we'll... (Rosie slams file on desk)...what's that?
Rosie: Something that's going to push that date up a few years. Pick a name? - CORRECT ANSWER Pick a name? What are you talking about?
Rosie: --Capitol 7 double eight two oh. And call me right back. - CORRECT ANSWER Now wait a minute! What's going on here? Who's Kim Whateverhername is?
Rosie: Kim McAfee, Albert, is what's going to send you back to college with the biggest hit song this business has ever seen! It's called "One Last Kiss!" - CORRECT ANSWER I've never heard of it
Rosie: You haven't written it yet -- it'll make Mr. Birdie the hottest soldier since Joan of arc! - CORRECT ANSWER Rose, I'm beginning to see it! We cut the record here in New York...
Rosie: Take that greasy bongo-playing car thief to Sweet Apple... - CORRECT ANSWER Let him kiss the kid...
Rosie: And release the record! Albert, you'll make enough money to stay in college the rest of your life! - CORRECT ANSWER Rose, it's wonderful! And I promise you as soon as this thing is settled, it'll be just the two of us, Rose! in perfect bliss! I'll get a job teaching English and...(moment)...Bliss! Kiss! That rhymes! I wonder if anyone's ever used it before? It doesn't matter! It'll be great for the song! Oh one last kiss; it gives me so much bliss...what is your dentifrice!....no, that's to clinical
Teen trio: --Oh, Conrad, we love you! - CORRECT ANSWER Hi girls. Sorry I'm late. Now let's go over the Birdie song once more before we go down to the train. (sees girl smoking) Remember the Conrad Birdie creed, dear. No smoking until you're fourteen. All right now, shall we try it?
Girls: --We love you, Conrad... - CORRECT ANSWER (Noticing Sad Girl) Oh, little girl! You can sing with us if you want. (no answer) ...What's the matter with her?
Girl: Oh, she's just sad because Conrad's going into the Army and she'll be too old for him when he gets out. - CORRECT ANSWER I think she still has a few good years left. Look, why don't you girls go on down to track 12 and I'll talk to her. ...and stay out of the bar!
(Music starts) - CORRECT ANSWER Hi! I'm Albert Peterson, Conrad's manager. (no reaction)... Come on, now, that's no way to be! Things can't be that black! Smile! (nothing) Little girl, this is an adult speaking! I order you to smile. ...please?
(Song ends, luggage cart comes out) - CORRECT ANSWER ...My gosh, there's our luggage! Hurry up, little girl; you'd better get down to track twelve if you want to see Conrad before he goes!
(Luggage cart being pushed by someone Albert can't see_ - CORRECT ANSWER Oh, boy! Would you get that stuff down to Track Twelve on the double...? (notices Rosie) Rosie! What are you doing?
Rosie: Getting our things down to the station without any help from you, Albert - CORRECT ANSWER Rose, I'm sorry. I don't suppose a generous tip would make things up...
Rosie: (handing Albert the briefcase) Albert, just take your briefcase and go down to that train before any of those reporters talk to Conrad alone. You know what happened last time. - CORRECT ANSWER (handing briefcase back) You hang onto it, Rose. I've got to wait for Mamma!
Rosie: --have you told her about dissolving Almaelou? - CORRECT ANSWER I couldn't, Rosie. Yesterday was the anniversary.
Rosie: Of what? - CORRECT ANSWER Lou. Six years ago he was hit on 18th Street and Broadway by a loaded beer truck. (hears "YOOHOO") Do you suppose that's Mamma?
Mamma: Sonny! - CORRECT ANSWER Mamma! What's the matter?
Mamma: Don't worry about me, Sonny. I'm just a little faint, from the subway... - CORRECT ANSWER Mamma, I told you to take a taxi.
Mamma: -- Here's the money I saved from not taking the taxi; buy some candy with it. Who's she? - CORRECT ANSWER Mamma, you know Rose Alvarez from the office.
Mamma: (to Rosie) Call me Mrs. Peterson. - CORRECT ANSWER Mamma, what I wanted to discuss with you is sort of about Rose. Maybe you'd better sit down.
Mamma: --He isn't going to say anything that would break her heart. Go ahead, dear. What about Rose? - CORRECT ANSWER Well, it's about Lou, too.
Mamma: Lou. Where are you, Lou? Struck down by a beverage I consumed faithfully for thirty-two years. What about Lou? - CORRECT ANSWER Well, Mamma, Rose thinks, and I agree, that I should give up Almaelou (Mamma staggers) What's the matter, Mamma?
Mamma: You killed me, that's all. Lou, I'm coming. I'm on my way up. - CORRECT ANSWER You don't understand, Mamma. It's just that Rose thought..I mean I thought...I mean...Look, Mamma, here's some money. Take a cab home, the subways are too crowded.
Mamma: --Only a hundred and seven. I'll walk. - CORRECT ANSWER Mamma...
Rosie:... Albert, I thought you were going to break it to her gently, - CORRECT ANSWER Well, as a matter of fact, Rosie, I didn't tell her at all. I mean, she was so upset about my leaving I thought I'd better wait.
Policeman: He's coming! He's coming! Conrad Birdie's coming! - CORRECT ANSWER Come on, Rosie! Conrad's coming! And we can't let him talk to those reporters alone!
Rosie: But Albert, you promised me that... - CORRECT ANSWER Later, Rosie! Conrad needs me. Later...
Teens: for he's a fine upstanding, patriotic healthy, normal, American boy - CORRECT ANSWER And that's why he volunteered for...
When you're not near us we're blue. Oh Conrad we love you - CORRECT ANSWER Very nice!
We love you Conrad, and we'll be true (hum) - CORRECT ANSWER I'll never forget Conrad's first words when he heard he'd been accepted into the armed forces. "Say Mr. Peterson", he cried eagerly, "do you suppose I can get assigned to the front line trenches? That way I'll be sure to get me one of those dirty jerries". (Rose: Albert!) Or, whoever's dirty this time
(American Boy ends) (vamp on penn station to sweet apple ends) (American boy ends) - CORRECT ANSWER Rosie, you stay here. I'm going with Conrad!
Rosie: But Albert... - CORRECT ANSWER I've got to make Conrad's speech for him! You get the bags, stack em, and bring em to the house. If I see a taxi, I'll send it back... *sung* for he's a fine upstanding...
(One special guy ends, Rosie throws briefcase and Albert catches it) - CORRECT ANSWER Rosie, what's the matter?!
Rosie: I was just thinking of you, Albert. - CORRECT ANSWER Never mind thinking of me! My speech! Where is it?
Rosie: In the briefcase. - CORRECT ANSWER Good! Bring it along; the Mayor's almost finished talking. Come on!
(Honestly sincere ends - " oh yeah, yeah yeah") - CORRECT ANSWER (Enter step over bodies, Rosie gives key to conrad, blackout)
Mr. MacAfee: --and you don't offer an emperor a warm Seven-Up! - CORRECT ANSWER Oh, Mr. MacAfee! I hope you won't mind keeping off the phone for a few minutes. We're expecting a long-distance call from New York.
Mr. MacAfee: (to Randy) Will you leave me alone?! - CORRECT ANSWER ...Mr. and Mrs. MacAfee! Kim! Randy! Is this the way you want seventy-five million Americans to see you?!
Mr. MacAfee: What are you talking about? - CORRECT ANSWER You're all going to be on television with Conrad!
Mr. MacAfee: On television? - CORRECT ANSWER I just got the confirmation from New York. From Ed Sullivan himself.
Mr. MacAfee: You mean we're going to be on the Sullivan Show? The Ed Sullivan Show? - CORRECT ANSWER That's right. They're going to cut in on Sweet Apple this Sunday night at 8:05, and you're all going to be on. That's why I bet you to put side all the petty differences. To that great audience out there you're and American dream come true. And for the free world's sake, Mr. MacAfee, don't destroy that dream!
Rosie: Well, this is it, Albert...what do you think? - CORRECT ANSWER It looks great, Rose! Now there's something I want to tell you about...
Rosie: (interrupting) 'course it's been used as a movie house for the past thirty years but I think it'll be fine for the TV show. - CORRECT ANSWER It'll be swell, Rose! Now what I wants to say was...
Rosie: (again) they're shipping down the cameras and lights today, and whatever costumes we need we can... - CORRECT ANSWER Rose, I'm sure everything'll be perfect! ...now, if you'll just forget about the Sullivan Show for one minute there's something very important I want to tell you! About...about you and I, Rose.
Rosie: You and me, English teacher. - CORRECT ANSWER Rose, I'm serious. I want to tell you that I'm very glad you and I...and me....are out here together. Being away from New York, Rose...has made me see all kinds of things in a different light. (Turn her around by shoulders) That's why I want you to know I wrote Mamma and told her no matter what happened...I have decided to give up Almaelou!
Rosie: Albert, you didn't. - CORRECT ANSWER Yes, I did, Rose. I wrote her the day we left, which leaves three days and three nights for her to get in touch with me and so far not a word! (Hug Rosie) come in!
Mamma: Three days and three nights on a Trailways Bus, but what's he difference, I'm only a mother and for a mother a Trailways bus is good enough. - CORRECT ANSWER Mamma, what are you doing here?
Mamma: ...Albert's Mother. And don't hire a limousine to get me to the final resting place. I'll work. - CORRECT ANSWER Mamma!
Mamma: And tell that Spanish friend of yours that I forgive her. She knoweth not what she doneth. - CORRECT ANSWER Mamma, Rose is right here!
Gloria: Hi, Al! Hey, you're pretty cute. - CORRECT ANSWER But, Mamma, I don't need a secretary; I have Rosie!
Gloria: Well, listen...I don't just type. - CORRECT ANSWER You...do other things?
Gloria: Well, do I get the job? - CORRECT ANSWER I don't know. I mean, you certainly have wonderful qualifications but...I'm used to working with Ms. Alvarez. However, as you say, Mamma, we are faced with a certain amount of extra work and...(look at Gloria) Do you have to stay down there?
Mamma://Albert, why don't you take Gloria somewhere and see how fast she types. - CORRECT ANSWER Well, I do have all these releases to get out, and Gloria could do them. Unless it makes any difference to you, Rosie?
Rosie: Why should it make any difference to me? - CORRECT ANSWER Attagirl, Rosie. You just keep working and I'll go along with Miss Rasputin.
Mamma: I'll find you a typewriter. - CORRECT ANSWER (To Gloria) Do you use the touch system? (To be oblivious to the innuendo)
Kim: Hugo Peabody, I never want to speak to you again! - CORRECT ANSWER I demand to know who is responsible for his! Who let that kid in here?
Rosie: I did, Albert. - CORRECT ANSWER Rosie!
Rosie: It's sort of a farewell present to you and Miss Rasputin. Wear it in good health. - CORRECT ANSWER Rosie, come back! You can't leave me here alone!
Rosie: You're not alone, Albert. You're on television! - CORRECT ANSWER (Sung) For he's a fine upstanding, patriotic, healthy, normal, American boy.
Conrad: For the last time, Albert, I'm okay and I don't feel like getting into bed! Now leave me alone! - CORRECT ANSWER Conrad, be reasonable! You've had a severe shock and the best thing to do is get upstairs and- (sees Rosie) Aha! There she is! The traitor that stabbed me in the heart while my back was turned!
Mamma: Be careful, Sonny! She may be armed! - CORRECT ANSWER I can handle her, Mamma. You go upstairs with Conrad and see that he gets into bed.
Rose: Albert, for the last time, will you let me by! I'm going on the town tonight, and I don't want to waste another minute! - CORRECT ANSWER Not until I've had my say, Rose. I just want to let you know that thanks to Mamma's quick thinking, the kiss will take place after all. Tomorrow morning at the railroad station just before Conrad leaves...So it looks like you've failed, Rose. As anyone must fail who tries to buck Al Peterson, one of the giants, the titans, one of the King Kongs of the music industry...
Rosie: *sung* ...Broken dates, broken nails, broken hearts - CORRECT ANSWER An empire builder! A colossus!
Rosi: *sung* What did I ever see....in him - CORRECT ANSWER Rosie, come back! Do you hear me? This is King Kong calling! Rosie! Rosie, I need you. Rosie, please come back! Rosie!
(Notices Mr. MacAfee) - CORRECT ANSWER ...And I don't care how you plead and beg, Miss Alvarez, you're through here at Almaelou! Not only do I accept your resignation, but furthermore you're fired. And just remember one more thing. Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never harm me. You big rat, Sorry to do this in front of you, folks, but I've had to let Miss Alvarez go. (phone rings) I'll get it.
Mr. MacAfee: Probably Hong Kong again. - CORRECT ANSWER (Into phone) Hello, this is Albert Peterson speaking! I'm sorry, Mr. Lewis, but Miss Rose Alvarez is no longer with us. That's right...
Mr. MacAfee: //And respect was the third... - CORRECT ANSWER (still on the phone) ...Now look here, Mr. Lewis, no three cent reporter can bulldoze me! I happen to be Albert J. Peterson and you can print that in whatever cheap paper you happen to represent! (Pause) It's not a paper, it's a magazine. (pause) and it's not Mr. Lewis...it's Mr. Luce...(hang up) Rosie, I need you!
Mamma: Sonnyboy! Where are you going? - CORRECT ANSWER Nowheres, Mamma. Just out. It's stuff in here so I thought... (Bravely)...To look for Rosie, Mamma! I love her and I want her back!
Mamma://and by the way, dear, when you get back be sure to stop in the kitchen, take my head out of the oven, and turn off the gas.. - CORRECT ANSWER Mamma!
Mamma: It's a strange house. I don't want to run up a bill. - CORRECT ANSWER Mamma, I've had enough of this! If you really loved me, you'd help me find Rosie before it's too late. Don't you realize what's happened? That poor girl's gone out to make up for all the years she wasted on me. Who knows what low dive she's in at this very moment.
Mamma: Oh, Sonny, you're right! I'll help you find her. Only maybe I better give you the message from Conrad first. - CORRECT ANSWER What message?
Mamma: Nothing to worry about, Darling. He just says he's going out tonight and he doesn't think he'll get back on time to kiss Kim tomorrow... - CORRECT ANSWER Mamma, why didn't you tell me this before!
Mamma: I tried to, darling, sweetheart but you kept bringing up a certain party from South of the Border. - CORRECT ANSWER I don;t know what the matter with him is! He knows how much this means to me! Conrad! Conrad!
Conrad: //Meet a couple of young chicks! Don't you understand, Albert? I am tense! - CORRECT ANSWER Mamma, don't just stand there! Do something!
Conrad: Now look, buddy boy, this is my last free night before I go into the Army, and I am going out! - CORRECT ANSWER You can't go without my permission! It says so in your contract! Mamma, get the contract. It's in my...nevermind, I'll get it myself...Conrad, you stay right there!
Mr. MacAfee: Moonlight swim...motorboat races...loop-the-loop! Doris, get my gun! - CORRECT ANSWER Mr. MAcAfee, you haven't seen Conrad, have you?
Mr. MacAfee: No, but I intend to see him, Mr. Peterson. So if you have a message, I'll be glad to deliver it right after I shoot him. - CORRECT ANSWER Shoot him! Rosie! I've got to find Rosie!
Bartender: Yeah? - CORRECT ANSWER Hello, this is Albert J. Peterson speaking. Is Rose Alvarez there?
Bartender: Who? - CORRECT ANSWER Rose Alvarez! In fact, I know she's there. Would you put her on please?
Rosie: Tell that weaselly little rat I'm not here! - CORRECT ANSWER That proves she's there! Who else would know I'm a weaselly little rat? (Shouting)....Rose, I've got to talk to you! It's about Conrad!
Rose: And furthermore, even if I were this Rose, which I am not, the one thing that would certainly make me hang up is any mention of anybody named Conrad. - CORRECT ANSWER No, Rosie, please don't hang up! I won't mention Conrad! We'll talk about anything you want! You, me, I, anything!
(talk to me ends) - CORRECT ANSWER Rose, are you alone?
Rose: No, I'm not alone, Albert. I'm with friends. Let's go, boys. - CORRECT ANSWER Let's go, boys?! Rose, you've got to help me find Conrad! Don't go! Somebody stop her! Rose, I'm on my way!
Rose: (ends Spanish Rose) - CORRECT ANSWER Here it is! Maude's Roadside Retreat! I'm coming, Rose! Hurry, Mamma!
Mamma: I don't know why we have to go running around all night looking for someone it would be better not to find in the first place. If you listen to me, Sonnyboy, you'll come home, have a nice cup of Postum and go to bed. - CORRECT ANSWER Mamma, I told you I'm not coming home till I find Rosie! Now if you want to leave, that's okay with me. (stopping and turning) As a matter of fact, it's not a bad idea...(deep breath) Why don't you go home, Mamma?
Mamma: What did you say, sweetheart darling? - CORRECT ANSWER I said, "why don't you go home, Mamma."
Mamma: Would you mind repeating that once more, sunshine of my existence? - CORRECT ANSWER I said, go home, Mamma. I don't need you anymore.
Mamma: SONG//and stayed to ruin an American woman's life! - CORRECT ANSWER Are you finished, Mamma?
Mamma: Yes, Sonnyboy. - CORRECT ANSWER Goodnight, Mamma.
Mamma: You're just like your father- you'd marry anything...goodnight, Sonnyboy. - CORRECT ANSWER My name is not Sonnyboy.
Mr. MacAfee: Mr. Peterson! Have you seen Conrad and Kim? - CORRECT ANSWER Ah there, Mr. MacAfee! A great pleasure to see you again. Unfortunately, I must tell you that Conrad's affairs no longer interest me. I'm looking for Miss Alvarez now to tell her that....Conrad and Kim?
Mr. MacAfee: And if we don't find them soon, Mr. Peterson, I intend to call the FBI! Who's the head of it now, dear? Is it Peter Lawford yet? - CORRECT ANSWER I'm sure there's nothing to worry about...
Mrs. Merkle: Doris! Harry! Have you seen Ursula! - CORRECT ANSWER Ursula?
Parent: Or Roger! And Phyllis! - CORRECT ANSWER They're probably all down at the drugstore...(brightly) Maybe having one of those gang wars.
Hugo: Milk. But it worked! Anyhow, I've got a perfect right to be drunk. My girl's gone off with Conrad Birdie to the... - CORRECT ANSWER (interjecting) To the movies! Great double bill tonight!..."Flying Down to Rio" and "Greed"! Gosh, I'll always remember that great cast. Dolores Del Rio...
Mr. MacAfee: And Gene Raymond... - CORRECT ANSWER And what a score!
Mr. MacAfee: I'd forgotten that. - CORRECT ANSWER (with Mr. MacAfee) Hey, Rio, Flying down to Rio...
Rose: ...Albert! - CORRECT ANSWER Rose, where've you been! I've been looking for you all night! I have good news for you, Rosie! I did it! I sent Mamma home! And I'm a new man, Rose! A world leader!
Rose: Albert, Conrad and Kim have gone to the ice house! - CORRECT ANSWER The ice house?
Ursula: Let's have an orgy! - CORRECT ANSWER What's going on in here? Conrad! Conrad!
Mr. MacAfee: That's all I need to hear! Take him away! - CORRECT ANSWER Mr. MacAfee, I demand you release that boy! Do you hear me, Mr. Macafee? This is Al Peterson speaking.
Rose: Albert, it's no use. Look, why don't you go back to the house and I'll go down to the courthouse and try talking to the Mayor. - CORRECT ANSWER Rose, I guess you didn't understand what I said before! This is the new Albert.
Rose: But Albert... - CORRECT ANSWER Don't but-Albert me, Rose! You are merely woman. I am man! Woman's job is to obey and keep the house clean! And speak only when she spake to! And my first command, woman, is for you to get our bags and be down at the station by six-thirty tomorrow morning...when I intend to be there with Conrad! And I further command you to bring whatever legal documents are necessary because I intend making Ms. Albert Peterson by 2400 hours tomorrow! Roger, over and out! (leaves and comes back) Rose, did I mention I loved you?
(Act 2, scene 8) - CORRECT ANSWER There's no one here! Come on...
Conrad: Now look, Albert. - CORRECT ANSWER Shut up and get on that train! It took every cent I had to bail you out, and I don't want you seen till we're out of this state!...Now get aboard.
Conrad: Now wait a minute, buddy boy! You saved my life, and whether you pay me no guarantee or not...you got a contract with me forever. - CORRECT ANSWER Conrad, what are you saying?
Mamma: Hello, Albert. - CORRECT ANSWER Mamma!
Mamma: //You;ll have three mink stoles as soon as the train passes over me. - CORRECT ANSWER Mamma, get up and get on that train! I have no time for any nonsense...
Mr. MacAfee: Just a moment, Mr. Peterson! I demand to know what you've done with Mr. Birdie! He's not in that jail! - CORRECT ANSWER How should I know where he is? I haven't seen him all night. I'm just down here to say goodbye to...to Rosie!
Conrad: Hey, Albert, the train's leaving! Get on! - CORRECT ANSWER Bye, Conrad.
Rose: Well, here I am, Albert. Six-thirty on the button. Where's the train. - CORRECT ANSWER It left at six twenty-five.
Rose, Albert, you told me to be here at- - CORRECT ANSWER With Conrad.
Rose: At six-thirty sharp. I know because- - CORRECT ANSWER And Mamma.
Rose: Albert, you wanted us to miss that train! - CORRECT ANSWER It stands to reason, Rose; Why get on a train to New York when we've got tickets to Pumpkin Falls, Iowa.
Rose: What's in Pumpkin Falls, Iowa? - CORRECT ANSWER An opening in the teaching staff of Pumpkin Falls Junior High School. I read about it in this morning's paper. They want someone to teach English and Domestic Science. And I hope you've brought your documents, Rose, because they prefer the applicant be married.
Rose: Oh, Albert! - CORRECT ANSWER Rosie! (smooch) Did anybody ever tell you that's the most beautiful name in the world? [Show Less]